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bold what you prefer.

harry or ron or hermione
voldemort or umbridge or bellatrix
james or sirius or remus or peter
mcgonagall or dumbledore or hagrid
dobby or kreacher or winky
luna or ginny or cho
hedwig or errol or pigwidgeon or hermes
quaffle or bludger or snitch
gryffindor or ravenclaw or slytherin or hufflepuff
hallows or horcruxes
hogwarts or beauxbatons or durmstrang
elder wand or invisibility cloak or resurrection stone
O.W.L.s or N.E.W.T.s
quirrell or lockhart or lupin or moody or umbridge or snape or carrow
crabbe or goyle or neither
book 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7
fred or george
romione or dramione or snamione or harmony or jily
owl or cat or toad
draco or harry
felix felicis or amortentia or polyjuice potion
krum or fleur or cedric


We Ran Out Of CD Space - Psychostick

What if the world was made of glazed donuts?
You would be like,
“Man, that’s fuckin’ sweet, I can’t believe the world is made of donuts!”

What if your hands were made of hot pockets?
You would be the first one to be eaten in survival situations.

What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur?
What if you peed out of your nose?
What if your face was shaped like Mexico?
Or Trapezoids?
Or Texas and Hawaii?

What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world just like the world
you started with?

What if another world then ate the world made out of donuts, making all the donut people pissed.

What if your face was made of bumblebees?
You would be like,
“Dude this really sucks! I do not want a face made out of bumblebees.”

What if your dad was made of rainbows?
You would be like, “OMG that’s lame! I want a dad made out of ninja robots!”

What if your pool was filled with apple sauce?
What if a hot dog was your tongue?
What if your mouth was filled with BROKEN GLASS,
And creamy jambalaya?

What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate?
What if those crocodiles could shoot heat-seeking killer bees ensuring that there would be no escape?

What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs?
You would be like “Aww, look at the puppy dogs! Awwwwww, come ‘ere! Come ‘ere! Awwwww! Whatcha doin’ little guy? Whatcha doin’? Ooh whatcha wookie-wookie! Who’s the puppy dog? You’re the puppy dog! Who’s the puppy dog? Little puppy doggies!”

Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes?
What if your butt was on your chest?
What if guitars could squirt out sour cream,
And pure sulfuric acid?

What if the world was made of-

  • Track: We Ran Out of CD Space
  • Artist: Psychostick
  • Album: Psychostick
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